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		<title>By: slimpickens</title>
		<link>http://www.weblogyouread.com/toaster-strudel-hate-a-rant/comment-page-1/#comment-82</link>
		<dc:creator>slimpickens</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have been trying for months to find out what this kid is saying.  I can&#039;t believe you didn&#039;t fix this.  Is this one of your kids.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have been trying for months to find out what this kid is saying.  I can&#8217;t believe you didn&#8217;t fix this.  Is this one of your kids.</p>
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		<title>By: Henry</title>
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		<dc:creator>Henry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>YES!! Thank you...also the only reason I came into the site. I have also tried to understand him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>YES!! Thank you&#8230;also the only reason I came into the site. I have also tried to understand him.</p>
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		<title>By: Gindink</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gindink</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 16:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG!!  Thank goodness!!  This commercial has driven me NUTS for months b/c I could not figure out what that kid was saying!!  Thank you so much for clearing this up for me.  Good grief!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG!!  Thank goodness!!  This commercial has driven me NUTS for months b/c I could not figure out what that kid was saying!!  Thank you so much for clearing this up for me.  Good grief!</p>
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		<title>By: audrey</title>
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		<dc:creator>audrey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 01:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks. I have been trying to figure out what the boy was saying.  Thought something was wrong with my hearing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks. I have been trying to figure out what the boy was saying.  Thought something was wrong with my hearing.</p>
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		<title>By: Karen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks.  I too wondered what the boy said in the commercial.</description>
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		<title>By: Tammy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tammy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 00:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am SO glad I found this thread!!! I despise that commercial and it makes me crazy every time I see it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am SO glad I found this thread!!! I despise that commercial and it makes me crazy every time I see it.</p>
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		<title>By: Mary</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mary</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 20:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you very much!  I thought it was just me who couldn&#039;t figure out what the boy was saying.   It was driving me bonkers  and the net was my last hope.    I hate the stupid commercial!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you very much!  I thought it was just me who couldn&#8217;t figure out what the boy was saying.   It was driving me bonkers  and the net was my last hope.    I hate the stupid commercial!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Daura</title>
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		<dc:creator>Daura</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 23:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for that.  I searched this because I could not figure out what the little boy said and it was driving me nuts.  I have never had a pop tart OR a toaster strudel and never will but I can&#039;t stand the commercial because of the mealy-mouthed kid so am inclined to boycott the brand.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for that.  I searched this because I could not figure out what the little boy said and it was driving me nuts.  I have never had a pop tart OR a toaster strudel and never will but I can&#8217;t stand the commercial because of the mealy-mouthed kid so am inclined to boycott the brand.</p>
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		<title>By: Julia</title>
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		<dc:creator>Julia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 17:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks so much for clarying what that little boy says!!!!! It has been driving me crazy as well.I tried over and over to mute the TV so I could read the closed captioning but was never quick enough. I cannot believe the producers of this commercial did not notice how unclear the speech was.Thanks again.( that is also the only reason I came to this thread)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks so much for clarying what that little boy says!!!!! It has been driving me crazy as well.I tried over and over to mute the TV so I could read the closed captioning but was never quick enough. I cannot believe the producers of this commercial did not notice how unclear the speech was.Thanks again.( that is also the only reason I came to this thread)</p>
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		<title>By: Annie Kincheloe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Annie Kincheloe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 20:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you DL!! This has been aggravating me for weeks. It&#039;s actually the only reason I came onto this thread.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you DL!! This has been aggravating me for weeks. It&#8217;s actually the only reason I came onto this thread.</p>
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		<title>By: DL</title>
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		<dc:creator>DL</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 19:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That kid says...&quot;yeah, but now I have nothing to eat&quot;.  Finally recorded the damn commercial and slowed it down.  It annoyed me to no end.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That kid says&#8230;&#8221;yeah, but now I have nothing to eat&#8221;.  Finally recorded the damn commercial and slowed it down.  It annoyed me to no end.</p>
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		<title>By: Lin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2011 16:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does anybody know what the little boy says on the Pillsbury Toaster Strudel commercial?  I&#039;ve tried so hard to figure it out but can&#039;t.  He starts with &quot;Yea, but&quot;  and I lose it from there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does anybody know what the little boy says on the Pillsbury Toaster Strudel commercial?  I&#8217;ve tried so hard to figure it out but can&#8217;t.  He starts with &#8220;Yea, but&#8221;  and I lose it from there.</p>
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		<title>By: B*tch</title>
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		<dc:creator>B*tch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 19:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fuck u d u son of a bitch strudels suck ass i will hunt u down and rip ur spine out ur back and choke u ta death wit it</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuck u d u son of a bitch strudels suck ass i will hunt u down and rip ur spine out ur back and choke u ta death wit it</p>
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		<title>By: D</title>
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		<dc:creator>D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 16:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>poptarts 200 calories a piece
toaster strudel approx 135 calories a piece and has a filling.

.... studel ftw</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>poptarts 200 calories a piece<br />
toaster strudel approx 135 calories a piece and has a filling.</p>
<p>&#8230;. studel ftw</p>
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		<title>By: Ling Zhang</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ling Zhang</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:50:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Toaster Strudels have filling made of uranium. Pop-Tarts are awesome!</description>
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		<title>By: SuperiorAssassin</title>
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		<dc:creator>SuperiorAssassin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anybody else notice the commercial with the little girls making orgasm faces over Toaster Strudel.

I have seen that face, it is an orgasm face and its not right to sell such a face to a child&#039;s breakfast item, especially in a commercial WITH CHILDREN!

Toaster Strudel is mundane at best. Its no where near as good as a Hair Shampooing or finding the right apartment.

When will advertisers learn.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anybody else notice the commercial with the little girls making orgasm faces over Toaster Strudel.</p>
<p>I have seen that face, it is an orgasm face and its not right to sell such a face to a child&#8217;s breakfast item, especially in a commercial WITH CHILDREN!</p>
<p>Toaster Strudel is mundane at best. Its no where near as good as a Hair Shampooing or finding the right apartment.</p>
<p>When will advertisers learn.</p>
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		<title>By: Colleen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Colleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>pay attention to the seat belts in the sonic commercials. if you haven&#039;t noticed, it&#039;ll make you laugh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pay attention to the seat belts in the sonic commercials. if you haven&#8217;t noticed, it&#8217;ll make you laugh.</p>
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		<title>By: Kathy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kathy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know what? I just saw a new Toaster Strudel versus Pop Tart commercial on TV last night, and ever since then, including right now, I am craving desperately a Pop Tart. My God, how can you resist the blueberry or cherry frosted with sprinkles? Yeah, I&#039;ve had strudels. Ech, ho hum.  Haha, Dough Boy is advertising for the competition, I&#039;m going to buy some Pop Tarts on the way home from work now. Thanks, Pillsbury!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know what? I just saw a new Toaster Strudel versus Pop Tart commercial on TV last night, and ever since then, including right now, I am craving desperately a Pop Tart. My God, how can you resist the blueberry or cherry frosted with sprinkles? Yeah, I&#8217;ve had strudels. Ech, ho hum.  Haha, Dough Boy is advertising for the competition, I&#8217;m going to buy some Pop Tarts on the way home from work now. Thanks, Pillsbury!</p>
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		<title>By: Michael</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:19:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I completely agree with Ryan. Sonic&#039;s advertising has actually made me chuckle out loud.

A post on Sonic and the greatness of their advertising would be well worth it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I completely agree with Ryan. Sonic&#8217;s advertising has actually made me chuckle out loud.</p>
<p>A post on Sonic and the greatness of their advertising would be well worth it.</p>
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		<title>By: Ryan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:02:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know, I don&#039;t believe I have ever in my life consumed any form of Pop Tart, Toaster Strudel, or anything of the kind.  I&#039;m not really a fan of the &quot;fruit&quot; in flaky bread thing.  I don&#039;t even like turnovers!

I do agree however that negative advertising just drives me bonkers!  I especially hate times like this.  Its an election year, and every time I watch TV, I see either a John McCain, or Barak Obama advertisement, not talking about what they have done in the past, or plan to do in the future.  Instead they talk about how terrible the other is.  /yawn

We need more advertising like Sonic&#039;s.  
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simply brilliant.   In fact, I might need to make a post solely about these sonic ads :-p</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I don&#8217;t believe I have ever in my life consumed any form of Pop Tart, Toaster Strudel, or anything of the kind.  I&#8217;m not really a fan of the &#8220;fruit&#8221; in flaky bread thing.  I don&#8217;t even like turnovers!</p>
<p>I do agree however that negative advertising just drives me bonkers!  I especially hate times like this.  Its an election year, and every time I watch TV, I see either a John McCain, or Barak Obama advertisement, not talking about what they have done in the past, or plan to do in the future.  Instead they talk about how terrible the other is.  /yawn</p>
<p>We need more advertising like Sonic&#8217;s.<br />
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simply brilliant.   In fact, I might need to make a post solely about these sonic ads :-p</p>
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		<title>By: Michael</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Toaster Strudel vs. Pop Tart debate is a legendary argument for sure. It ranks right up there with cake vs. pie, or Mario vs. Luigi.

I must say that I despise Toaster Strudel for their completely inane advertising directed solely against Pop Tarts (advertising which, I was not reminded of until I read &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.weblogyouread.com/toaster-strudel-hate-a-rant/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;James&#039; post&lt;/a&gt;. 

How about instead of going after Kellog&#039;s, Pillsbury just goes after &quot;toaster pastries&quot; in general? Walmart, Kroger, Tom Thumb, Target - they&#039;re all culprits of making Pop Tart knock-offs. I sure don&#039;t see Kellog&#039;s running a negative ad campaign against Pillsbury. Nuh uh. Know why? Because Pop Tarts are wonderful. That shit sells itself.

I must confess though that in the dilemma of choosing between Toaster Strudels and Pop Tarts, I fall somewhere in between. 

With Toaster Strudels, you&#039;re getting an arguably more &quot;fancy&quot; breakfast food, what with its flaky crust, &quot;real&quot;(?) fruit filling, and the added bonus of an icing packet that lets you control how much gets on your Strudel. However, how many times have you undercooked a TS? I bet more often than you&#039;d like. Nothing ruins a perfectly good morning like a piping hot, flaky crust with a still semi-frozen filling inside.

When you choose Pop Tarts, you know what you&#039;re getting - assuming you don&#039;t stray too far off the beaten path (I know there&#039;s crazy ass flavors out there). They start at room temperature, so you know you have a better chance of even-heating. But, why does Kellog&#039;s even bother selling plain Pop Tarts, with no icing? I know of only one person who buys, and eats, those things (his initials are CSH); I just don&#039;t get it.

 I kind of feel like Toaster Strudel is the Republican party, cranking up the typical attack machine against the hoity-toity left-leaning, Democrat Pop Tarts.

If that&#039;s the case, I&#039;ll take a box of Brown Sugar and Cinnamon Pop Tarts please.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Toaster Strudel vs. Pop Tart debate is a legendary argument for sure. It ranks right up there with cake vs. pie, or Mario vs. Luigi.</p>
<p>I must say that I despise Toaster Strudel for their completely inane advertising directed solely against Pop Tarts (advertising which, I was not reminded of until I read <a href="http://www.weblogyouread.com/toaster-strudel-hate-a-rant/" rel="nofollow">James&#8217; post</a>. </p>
<p>How about instead of going after Kellog&#8217;s, Pillsbury just goes after &#8220;toaster pastries&#8221; in general? Walmart, Kroger, Tom Thumb, Target &#8211; they&#8217;re all culprits of making Pop Tart knock-offs. I sure don&#8217;t see Kellog&#8217;s running a negative ad campaign against Pillsbury. Nuh uh. Know why? Because Pop Tarts are wonderful. That shit sells itself.</p>
<p>I must confess though that in the dilemma of choosing between Toaster Strudels and Pop Tarts, I fall somewhere in between. </p>
<p>With Toaster Strudels, you&#8217;re getting an arguably more &#8220;fancy&#8221; breakfast food, what with its flaky crust, &#8220;real&#8221;(?) fruit filling, and the added bonus of an icing packet that lets you control how much gets on your Strudel. However, how many times have you undercooked a TS? I bet more often than you&#8217;d like. Nothing ruins a perfectly good morning like a piping hot, flaky crust with a still semi-frozen filling inside.</p>
<p>When you choose Pop Tarts, you know what you&#8217;re getting &#8211; assuming you don&#8217;t stray too far off the beaten path (I know there&#8217;s crazy ass flavors out there). They start at room temperature, so you know you have a better chance of even-heating. But, why does Kellog&#8217;s even bother selling plain Pop Tarts, with no icing? I know of only one person who buys, and eats, those things (his initials are CSH); I just don&#8217;t get it.</p>
<p> I kind of feel like Toaster Strudel is the Republican party, cranking up the typical attack machine against the hoity-toity left-leaning, Democrat Pop Tarts.</p>
<p>If that&#8217;s the case, I&#8217;ll take a box of Brown Sugar and Cinnamon Pop Tarts please.</p>
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